Any skiing globally?



Believe it or not Sweden and Japan still have open ski areas if you are looking for a Spring Ski Vacation! In addition to your normal ski gear a full body condom is highly advised by the US State Department which should be worn when skiing and also during close interactions with the locals (see pics).

And you thought people didn't like the feeling of a standard condom. Wait till you try this! Be sure to get the right size for your body type to be safe...  and be prepared to hold your breath... for awhile.

Happy Spring Skiing Everyone!

Sven




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